A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their
35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.
