Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in
>Singapore... meant no offense
if you belong to that JC... found it passed around the
>internet xD...
> >Hope
> > > >its interesting for you all...
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many RJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new
bulb, one to
>manufacture
> >and
> > > >test it out, one to write a proposal on it and
one to market
>it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many VJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest
>to cheer
> >and
> > > >wave flags and banners to give him/her
support.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many NJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They can study without light.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many AJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: Theyre too busy trying to be one of the top
5 JCs.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Theyll rather use all their money to
employ YJC to
>do it for
> > > >them.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many YJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a
light bulb is in
>the
> >first
> > > >place and to demonstrate how to change the light
bulb. (So how
>do you
> >think
> > > >theyre able to change it for
> >ACJC?)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many CJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: Theyll prefer it to be darker.
(Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many JJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made
their macho
>male
> >physics
> > > >teacher cry.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Would they even bother?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They believe in praying for it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many SRJC
> >students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: Huh, what litebarb?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many PJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would
do something
>about the
> > > >rightbarbs. Lets do 300 jumping jacks for not
wearing the
>proper
> >school
> > > >attire.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many MJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are too busy trying to get
promoted.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many IJC students does it take to change
a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are Innovians. Theyll find ways
out of the
>dark.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: Who wrote all this?
> > > >A: A TJCian.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many TJC students does it take to change
a light
> >bulb?
> > > >A: None. They think they are already very
bright.
> > > >
