Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him
questioningly.
"That was my pager" the American said. "I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished
his conversation, he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be
outdone. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom.
He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his
backside.
The others raised their eyebrows at him. The Irishman glanced
around and said:
"Bejesus! Wouldja look at dat!! I'm gettin' a fax!"
