A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was
still early, decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could
and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After some more to drink he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
the cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
Dad.
Apparently he had a whale of a time."
