How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"
but its only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Wheres that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
you?
Why are you IN a movie, but youre ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Theyre going to
see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think Ill
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your drivers license, why do they
tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for
your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
dont point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom
is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
Theyre both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didnt he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
