During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a
strip club at least once.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a
passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the
armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying
beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba
diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can
travel to any other part of the building you want without
difficulty.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more
ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make
the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will
not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent
will do.
If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or
killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade
or his forthcoming art exhibition.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through
it before long.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a
bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be
the exact fare.
