-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you
are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump
into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they
will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make
sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total
opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to
each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child
trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause
no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
