Received this in e-mail:
Do you know why New Changi Hospital
(NCH) changed its name to Changi
General Hospital (CGH)? Because NCH
stands for "Never Come Home".
That's why business was very bad
before it changed its name. Now CGH
stands for "Can Go Home". So business
is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital
(SGH) is still going strong
because SGH stands for "Sure Go
Home"!
Now National University Hospital (NUH)
is also considering a name
change. It stands for "No Use
Hospital"!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital
(TTSH). Not too good a name, no
wonder so much problem. It stands
for " Tiam Tiam Si Hospital " and
now ' Tan Teo SARs Hospital ".
So, be careful of choosing which
hospital to go if anyone is unwell.