A guy walks into a post office at AMK one day to see a
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically
placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all
over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to
the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "Im sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, Guess
who?"
"But why leh?" asks the man.
"Im a divorce lawyer."
hur hur hur. 
