Here's what happen to a daddy:
I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she
said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to
keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"She
replied, "What happened to my booger?"
