A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman
slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the
rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked
her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give
him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your
monkey."
