Enjoy your days folks... 
Got from email.. 
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
>>1st: How yours look like?
>>2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
>>1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
>>
>>**********
>>Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed.
>>He shoots his friend to death.
>>Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
your
>>friends".
>>
>>**********
>>Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>>Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
>>
>>**********
>>What is the definition of Mistress?
>>Someone between the Mister and Mattress
>>
>>**********
>>Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>>"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
>>Wife replies," No, It means ,
>>"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
>>
>>**********
>>Three Feelings:
>>What's
the difference between stress, tension and panic?
>>Stress is when wife is pregnant,
>>Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when
both are
>>pregnant.
>>
>>**********
>>Teacher: u know the importance of period?
>>Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom
fainted,
>>dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>>
>>**********
>>Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all
these kids
>>are urs ???
>>No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer
complaints.
>>
>>**********
>>Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says,
>>you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's
>>confidential!
>>
>>**********
>>Mother
to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
>>should talk about sex.
>>Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want
to know.
>>Mother Faint
