this reminds me of something i read in the newspaper.
apparently an escaped mental patient was walking through a random
neighborhood when he looks over a fence and sees a woman in her
backyard doing her laundry. he quietly opens the gate and sneaks up
to her and proceeds to rape her. when he finished he runs to the
fence and leaps over and runs away at full speed down the
street.
the headline in the newspaper said: NUT SCREWS WASHER AND
BOLTS!
