A man had three girlfriends. He decided it was time to settle
down, so he had to choose one to marry.
He gave them each $5000, telling them that they could spend the
money on anything they wanted, so long as they accounted for the
money.
The first gf spent the $5000 on clothes, lingerie, perfume and
make-up. When asked why she spent the money that way, she replied,
"I want to look my best when I am with you!"
The second gf spent the $5000 on a plasma TV, an ipod, an xbox and
loads of games. When asked why she spent the money that way, she
replied, "I know you love technology, and I just want to make you
happy!"
The third gf invested the $5000 in currencies, doubling the amount
in four days before finally putting it in an FD account. When asked
why she spent the money that way, she replied "I will always be
there to save for our future, a future financially safe
forever!"
The man thought this over carefully.
He married the one with the largest br-easts.
