A woman goes over to her married sons house and walks in to
find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The
mother-in-law said, What the hell are you doing? Im wearing my
love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We havent made love in
a while, so I wore it. So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I
should try that. She goes home and her husband wasnt home yet, so
she undressed. Two hours went by and finally she heard her
husbands car. He walks in the front door and says, What the fuck
are you doing? Im wearing my love dress, says the wife. Well,
responds the husband, it needs to be ironed.