A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really
big.......I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue
grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's
bottom.
"Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than
our
barbecue grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards
his
wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big
grill
for one lousy little sausage?"
