An old man is sitting on his front porch one morning when he
sees a young boy walking down the path carrying a roll of duct
tape.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with that roll of duct tape?" The man
calls out
"Im going to catch me a load of DUCKS with this here duck tape!"
the boy responds.
"Ah! You silly. Any idiot knows you aint gonna catch a duck just
cuz its called DUCK tape!" the old man bellows as he laughs.
That afternoon he sees the boy walking back up the path dragging at
least 20 ducks all wrapped in the duct tape. "Well Ill be damned.
That sumbitch got him some ducks with that duct tape" the man
mumbled to himself. The next morning he sees the same boy walking
up the path only this time he is carrying a few sheets of chicken
wire.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with them sheets of wire?" The man calls
out.
"Im going to catch me a load of chickens with this here chicken
wire!" the boy responds.
Thinking that the boy could not duplicate the same stroke of luck
he had the previous day, the old man mocks him the same way he had
the day prior.
"HAHA! You aint catchin no chickens with chicken wire!"
Sure enough, later that afternoon, the man spots the boy again
walking up the path with at least 50 chickens entangled in the
chicken wire. "Well shiver me timbers! That sumbitch did it
again!" The man says to himself.
The day after that, the man sees the boy once again walking up the
path only this time he is holding a fist full of flowers.
Perplexed, the old man calls out to the boy,
"Hey boy, whatcha got there this mornin?" The old man calls
out.
The boy responds: "I got me some P*SSY WILLOWS"
The man nearly falls out of his chair as he yells,
"F*CK ME! HOLD UP IM COMIN WITH YOU!!!"
