popmynutsy SG this isnt a joke bout dota so shouldnt be in dota forums. its not really a joke but this is fucking funny. so i was playing dota, they were 1 whole clan. and mi team got 1 leaver. so is 3v4. i 3 they 4. but in the end we win so we lao lan them. cause starting they damn action. then got this guy lol. ask for mi hp number. and i gave and he called. the 1st thing i heard was mi mother cb. so i talk to him in hokkien. me: le zi zun buay keh yan si bo? he: ah, wa buay keh yan. me: le xi to lo eh lang? then he kup. then later i go his clan channel, and kpkb with another guy from mi team. and he sudden afk. then later i say he hum dun dare talk. (OK THIS IS THE FUNNY PART) he say, he: who is this people? (refering to us) just now mi friend playing i doing project. i apologise on his behalf. and he started cocking. saying that he is pri 4 now. then later saying he doing psle this year. -.- then later lol. he pm me saying lets be friends because i told him i not going to sua this. and that friends are important. his friend all fight ready, become friends. and he told me that (this is true) friends are the most important people besides from family. lol. i bet this is funny cause alot of ppl i told all laugh from this.
coffeeortea SG sometimes.. there are things that you have to see for yourself, to experience the humor full blow. i still remember the times in D2 that i had messing around like that.
Bontakun SG A good thing that guy dun spam call yr HP. Or make prank calls to yr HP… Be careful, never give yr HP number so easily juz liddat.
a-Lost-9uY SG Haiz,dota nowadays full of leavers cum mh'ers cum those act-pro ones. Once these ppl r on the losing side - (1)they will kp opponents mh / (2)they will say they used wrong hero 2 play / (3)they will say they randomed hero to play n this hero he dont know hw 2 use. As in (1), if every game they on the losing side n they every game kp ppl mh. These ppl are sole losers as their comments mean they every game sure win 1 unless ppl play cheat 2 win n which they dont. Furthermore got even great sole losers who obviously used mh n accuse ppl using mh. In (2), if they used wrong hero, then shld at start choose a correct one or one that they think can overcome opponent 1 or 2 heros. This's purely on their poor vision of play in the game which's nobody fault but theirs. Final in (3), if not all heros u know hw 2 use dont act pro 2 random n then dont ask ppl 2 swap heros with u. Usually these ppl who act-pro randomed is either they will quit straightaway or kana FB or nobody wana swap heros with him/her. Can these losers dont ruin every game they joined? As Bnet or Lancraft these days full of leavers cum crappers. Even though the latter tend 2 hav lesser noobsters but still these's leavers.
rathcycle SG so the person apologise to you is a p6 and he has a friend who is p4 who is the one kpkb you one ? aiya, learn to 4give and 4get, they are just kids. that's why i dun play dota.
Ito_^ SG lol wad a dumb ass seriously if i were him, i'd write ur number advertising free bj in any nearby toilet sia.
Itsyourdestiny SG i dont agree with part 1, saying opponent mh does not mean they would win every round without opponent mhing. i dont deny that some sore losers does that but there are also some legit and novice players who can tell that opponent mh because its too obvious. im just saying my opinion so dont flame me , anyway this is supposed to be joke forum
