The MRT Hog
Nothing wakes him except the sound of the train
stopping at his station
1. He sleeps within two seconds of his butt touching the
seat.
2. Once in a while, he genuinely falls asleep and wakes himself
with his own snore.
3. Has a long line of drool that hangs down his chin and follows
his head movements until it drips on you.
4. Takes occasional peeks to check if anyones on to him.
5. If someones taken the seat beside him, hell put his head on
their shoulders until they get irritated and move.
6. Sits with his legs wide open, as if hes smuggling jackfruits in
his pants.
7. Reads over your shoulder while pretending to be asleep.
8. If he cant sleep, he will be engrossed in either his newspaper,
iPod or a bit of string hes found on the floor.
9. If youve, somehow, managed to squeeze onto his spare seat,
hell sit, crossing his legs, with his shoe on your knee.
10. If he brings his kid, the kid will stretch out over two
seats.
