Originally posted by boredandsleepy:
Not trying to be racist here so dun scold me hor....
3 religious fellas (buddhist, muslim and indian) were argueing on
who's god hears their prayers the most and saves them from
dying....the arguement won't stop so the chinese monk came up with
an idea... he says" lets all go to the peak of a high mountain and
we all jump down 1 by 1 saying our prayers and see who survives the
fall." All agreed on this idea.
1st in line was the chinese monk cos he came up with the
idea..
He jumped out and at the same time chanting ahmitabba....
surprisingly he landed safely without any scratches.
Next was the indian, when he jumped out he started saying his
prayers softly( a short chant only) and he also landed
safely.
Now the 2 below the mountain was hugging each other praising each
other's god. Then they turned their attention to the muslim guy
asking him to jump down quick.
So the mulim guy now prepares himself to jump.
He took a leap out and started his
prayers.....AHHHHHHHHLAHHHHHHHHHHH!~~~~~~~~~~~~~..............
sadly he died upon reaching the foot of the mountain.
do u know y he died???
Cos he have not even finished his prayers yet then he landed liao.
=.=
Indian is a race not religion 
Hindu is it?
