Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three
days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at
it.He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this
deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read, "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
