To be in line with the recent
movie, I decided to present this joke. Actually this doesnt have
anything to do with the Da Vinci code. 
Anyone
have similar jokes, do post it here. Anyone have jokes about Dan
Brown, please post it in Jokes Forum.
Here it is:
Written across the wall of the cave were the following
symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were carbon dated
at approx three thousand years old!
The stone on which the symbols appeared was removed, brought to a
museum, where archaeologists from around the world came to study
the ancient symbols. They held numerous meeting s and after months
of deliberations determined the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to the first symbol and said:
This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high
esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol
is a donkey, so they were astute enough to have animals help them
till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they utilised
tools.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which
means that in times of famine, they sought food from the sea. The
last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
evidently Hebrew.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and
said, Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick