A blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her
to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road ad
gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON"T
MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up the leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he
said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball
bat out of his truck and breaks every window out of her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all
her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose
it.
He goes back to his truck and gets out a can of petrol, pours it on
her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall
down.
"What is so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"
