saw this joke somewhere...
a blonde was recently made bankrupt. facing with a huge amount of
debts, she decided that the best way to earn quick bucks is to
kidnap someone. so she went over to a nearby park the next morning
and decided to kidnap any kid alone and with the most expensive set
of clothings. luck has it that there was one right there and then
that day. so she hurriedly went over and grab the kid to a nearby
bush. then she wrote a note "if you want your kid alive, put
$200,000 in the rubbish bin in front of the park by noon tomorrow -
signed the blonde" next she stapled the note on to the kids jacket
and instructed him to go straight home.
the next day, when she went back to the park, she was happy to find
a package with $200,000 in the bin. along with e package is a short
note "here is $200,000. i can't believe a blonde is doing this to
another blonde"