whereismyrib SG Doc, everywhere I touch myself with my finger it hurts! I touch my side, OUCH! it hurts. I touch my foot, OUCH! it hurts. I touch my head OUCH!!! It hurts! Doctor's prognosis; Your finger is broken!
whereismyrib SG Hey, Doc! After this operation will I be able to play the piano? Of course! That's funny! I never could play it before!
whereismyrib SG Me: Doc, I'm having weird dreams. One night, I dream that I'm a teepee and the next I dream that I'm a wigwam. Doctor: You're too tense.
Gordonator SG Patient: "Doctor, how come there's always this sharp pain in my right eye everytime i drink coffee?" Doctor: "Next time remember to take out the spoon before you drink."
Gordonator SG Patient: "Doctor, for the past 1 year my wife keep thinking she's a chicken." Doctor: "Why didn't you bring your wife to see me earlier?" Patient: "Oh, we needed the eggs."
Gordonator SG Patient: "Doctor, for the past 1 year my husband keeps thinking he's a horse." Doctor: "Why didn't you bring your husband to see me earlier?" Patient: "Oh, we needed the money he won from the races."
