It obviously depends on who you ask.
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he
must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before
it
goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we
need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on
his
"CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road
and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image
of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the
chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against
it.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its
life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007 ahead of its scheduled release
date
of April 1st, 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
reboot it AGAIN! C \ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?