isn't it freaky that each of his teeth is one huge curve?

besides:
Given: Barney = cute purple dinasaur
Show: Barney = evil
Proof:
1. u=v in Latin
Barney
= cute purple dinasaur
= cvte pvrple dinasavr
2. Take all the Roman numerals out
CVte pVrpLe DInasaVr
3. D=500, C=100, L=50, V=5, I=1
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
= 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5
= 666
QED!