Chinese New Year Jokes 2006

whereismyrib SG

In about a month time, Chinese New Year is coming. Share with us any jokes related to Chinese New Year - real or not also can. Very Happy

whereismyrib SG

Sigh.. Sad Hardly come across any Chinese New Year Jokes. Sad

augleo SG

this happened 2 years ago.

in a usual CNY gathering & visiting (in a large n noisy crowd) a boy (aged 10) greet his unmarried aunty - XIN NIAN KUAI LE, WAN SHI RU YI.
in order to get better $ in hong bao, he added on - ZHAO SHEN GUI ZI.

all sudden, the noisy crowd stared @the boy n the aunty...
to break the ice...aunty give him the ang bao and say...kuai le = soon will hv GUI ZI.

askxyz SG

Gong Xi Gong Xi Gong Xi ni ah! Translate in hokkien and you know what I mean. Laughing

*Cold*

whereismyrib SG

So far, really never come across any chinese new year jokes in my e-mail. Laughing

Seems like chinese new year jokes are very few and rare.

whereismyrib SG

I happen to see a chinese new year joke in one of the forum.

Taken from: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=175233

whereismyrib SG

Lack of Chinese New Year Jokes leh. Laughing