A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls
on little Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first
gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your
thinking."
Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
