A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he's
doing a show in a small town in New Zealand. With his dummy on his
knee, he's going through his usual routine of dumb blonde
jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community, and from reaching their
full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little
bastard on your knee!"
