4 person, journalist; engineer; lawyer and accountant, went for
an interview. The boss asked each of them "what's 2 and 2 to you?".
The journalist, being to the point, answered "It's 22 to me". The
engineer, being very precise, said "To me, it's between 3.99999999
and 4.000000001.". The lawyer said "according to past evidences, 2
and 2 must be 4." Next comes the accountant. Before he answered, he
went to close the door and returned to the boss and asked him
"Depending on what you want, I can make 2 and 2 what you want!".
The boss straightaway gave the accountant the job. 
