A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He
drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat
was already walking up the driveway when he approached his
home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the
same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but
the cat kept on coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on
until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the
cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is
the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and
I need directions.
