Legend: Proctology - the specialty encovering the anus...
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign
reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The
town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed
it to, "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go, so they tried "Catatonics and
High Colonics." Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-
depressives and Anal-retentive." Still not good, so they tried
"Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls
and Assholes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts,"
"Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work
either.
They finally settled on...
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones Odds and Ends."