> > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you
expect
> > from such simple
> > > creatures?
> > > Your last name stays put.
> > > The garage is all yours.
> > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is
> > just another snack.
> > > You can be President.
> > > You can never be pregnant.
> > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> > > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > The world is your urinal.
> > > You never have to drive to another gas station
> > restroom because this one
> > > is just too icky.
> > > You don't have to stop and think of which way
to
> > turn a nut on a bolt.
> > > Same work, more pay.
> > > Wrinkles add character.
> > > Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
> > > People never stare at your chest when you're
talking
> > to them.
> > > The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically
> > expected.
> > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
> > > One mood all the time.
> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.
> > > You know stuff about tanks.
> > > A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
> > > You can open all your own jars.
> > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> > thoughtfulness.
> > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can
> > still be your friend.
> > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > You almost never have strap problems in
public.
> > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
> > > Everything on your face stays its original
color.
> > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.
> > > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> > > You can play with toys all your life.
> > > Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for
all
> > seasons.
> > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look.
> > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing
a
> > mustache.
> > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on
> > December 24 in 25
> > > minutes.
> > > No wonder men are happier.