A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The
doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After
she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle
her
Boobs.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or
bReast
cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sExUaL iNtErCoUrSe with the woman. He says to her, "Do you
know
what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place."
