One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's
office.
When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers
in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like that?" I
asked her.
"I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to
embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting
school. So now I've come to spend the day with him!"
