Osama Bin Laden in Heaven After his death.
Osama Bin Laden went to heaven there he was greeted by....
George Washington,
who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How
dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and
shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said," This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common
defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times
with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided
me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James
Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their
anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel
appeared.
Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel,
"This isn't what you promised."
The Angel replied,
"I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.
why.......? What did you think I said?"
