A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large,beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
$50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first
that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and
sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living
room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around
the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought,
"That's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw
them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird
looked at him and said, "Hi, Fred."
