Why you will not want to be a penis.
1.You are bald for life.
2.You have a hole in the top of your head.
3.Youve got two nuts living next door.
4.Youve got an asshole living behind you.
5.You get shoved into a dark hole constantly.
6.Whenever you get excited, you throw up and faint
So guys, please appreciate your penis. 
