Girl: wana watch porn?
Boy: okay!
*boy goes through his drawer for a porno tape*
*boy find tape with dust covering it so he blows on it to get
the dust off*
*inserts tape into player*
*movie starts*
Girl: wow! he looks like you!
Boy: hmmm i dont see his face.
*Guy in movie looks into the cammera*
Girl: THAT IS YOU!
*Girl whips out a knive*
Boy: *gulp* i can explain!!