Many regular readers of this blog, or regular listeners of R!U
will know I have a rather venomous dislike of Australians. Some may
think this is a slightly over exaggerated, whimsical and maybe a
little unrealistic. But let me assure you. I do hate Australia, and
for good reason.
1. You Elect, then re-elect, then re-elect again, COMPLETE
MORONS.
John Howard. In Howards first term his goverment scrapped many
education and training initives set in place by the previous
goverment, increase to university tuition fees and a large funding
cuts in the budget, across the board. DOES THIS NOT SEND WARNING
SOUNDS TO YOU MORONS? In the guys first term he starts cutting back
on education and other essential areas (In heinsight the very
concept of education is wasted on an Australian mind, but oh well)
And despite these obvious warning signs that the guy obviously is
unable to run a country, even one as retarded (literally) as
Australia, you re-elect him in 1998, then in 2001, and again in
2004?
Most Australians I’ve spoken to (and I do know a fair few) have
admitted that Howard simply peddles a few promises at election time
and that saves him. Again proving how retarded you are as a nation.
POLITICIANS SAY A LOT OF THINGS AROUND ELECTION TIME. You must take
everything they say with a pinch of salt. Hell, it seems anyone
could get elected as prime minister of Australia, all they’d need
to do is say they’d abolish all tax and the state would pay eveyone
a personal salary so you didn’t have to work. No question you’d all
go out and vote for them. Morons.
2. Aboriginies
Now this may be a touchy subject in Australia, some people tell me
it is. But lets look at this logically. Any white Australian is
little more than an immigrant. Your family can not have been in
Australia for more than 200-250 years if you are not an aborigini.
So what? 4-5 generations? Like I said, you’re little more than
immigrants in your own country. And yet, aboriginies are treated
like an underclass? They were in ‘your’ country, long before
you.
3. Australian Rules Football
WHAT A RETARDED GAME. Seriously, it’s like somebody woke up one day
and said “hey, lets go make a game that nobody else in the world
will be able to sit through an entire match of without wanting to
gouge out both of their eyes.” The rules make little to no sense,
and it seems like a retarded version of football and rugby. And
watching it is on a par with passing gallstones in ones
urine.
4. You, as a country, aren’t good at much, if anything.
Ok what? Sport? You’re good at cricket, I’ll give you that. England
have beaten you twice at rugby in the past two world cups, even
though both times you were the favourites (Tip for Australians:
Look up “Moral Fibre” in the dictionary and learn something about
it) Football you suck at, so sport overall, you’re nothing special
at. What else have you got..?
…
..
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I’ll answer for you: NOTHING.
I could list more but I’m getting bored of typing this out, and I
have to leave in 5 minutes.
If you are reading this from Australia, and have the huge
misfortunue of being Australian, I leave you with these words:
Suicide is the only option.
That is all.
I think we're better than Singapore in many ways. We're a much
healthier democracy and we're happier, and we surf, we have more
sport in schools. But yeah aussie rules sucks, watch league its
much better. We have a sense of humour and we laugh at things that
are funny, and we have better comedy. What else, oh and longer
history.Part of being a democracy means you'll always get time
wasting politics and stupid electoral cycles, but unlike a
dictatorship, we can kick out the corrupt and change things much
quicker. Each government is suited to its own locale. But yeah
electoral cycles suck because the electorate is myopic, same thing
in most democracies, but that's the essence of democracy.
Yeah it sucks what we did to do aboriginees, it was really cool
how rudd apologized though.
Actually i think Singapore has more suicidal tendency due to
stress than in Oz.
But to each his own. I dont think Oz is a good place for
singaporeans or asian people since they complain of racism and not
being treated equally. So where you choose to live ultimately
depends on you, we don't force ideas to the people and i wont tell
u whether one country is overall better or more superior to
another, that's just childish.
