After lunch, a bear and a rabbit decided to go for a stroll to
walk off lunch. Evidently, a little exercise does help ease
digestion as 20 minutes later, they found themselves crapping in a
secluded part of the woods.
While doing their business, the bear had this burning question to
ask his rabbit friend, but was too shy to pose it. However, the
bear finally mustered up whatever courage he had and asked, "Hey...
uh... there's something i really need to know about..."
"What is it?" the rabbit questioned, sensing a weird tone in his
buddy's voice.
The bear took in a breath and then said, "Do you, like, get
bothered when the fur gets stained with crap?"
The rabbit was surprised by the question, but hid his shock. "Maybe
Mr Big Badass Bear of the forest is getting soft." he
thought.
"Nah, of course not. It happens all the time, and cleanup is a
piece of cake." the rabbit said. The bear thought about it, and
said "Oh... uh, okay."
After a while, the bear, clearly unconvinced, asked again, "Really?
I mean, isn't it gross, with the poo sticking to the fur like
that?"
Growng impatient, the rabbit repeated his stand. "No, it doesn't
bother me at all, it's just a lttle dirty, that's all!"
The bear was glad he could have this conversation, and proceeded to
wipe his ass with the rabbit.
