In November 1985, Microsoft released Windows 1.0. And thus began
Windows' 22-year reign (to date) as the world's most popular, most
irritating computing platform.
Which Windows features have been responsible for the most angst? We
tallied this list of offenders. Our roster includes several kinds
of worsts: simple bad ideas, good ideas gone wrong, and a few ideas
that started out terrible but eventually became surprisingly
decent.
Here's our run-down of worst Windows features, from 20 down to
number one.
20. DriveSpace
In a day in which half a terabyte of hard disk costs only around
£50, it's easy to forget that megabytes of storage were once a rare
and precious commodity, and disk-compression utilities felt
slightly miraculous.
Microsoft's DoubleSpace was introduced with DOS 6.0 in 1993; after
a patent suit by competitor Stac Electronics, it was replaced with
a non-infringing twin, DriveSpace, which was part of Windows
95.
DriveSpace did indeed squeeze about twice the amount of stuff on to
a disk, but the risk was immense, since data recovery was much
tougher if something went awry. Windows XP was the first version
without DriveSpace support of any sort - by then, nobody noticed or
cared.
19. Windows Movie Maker
Windows Me (Millennium Edition) introduced Windows Movie Maker 1.0,
Microsoft's answer to Apple's then-new iMovie video editor.
You could say it was a tad bare bones. It didn't do titling or
effects, offered a grand total of one transition effect, and could
output video in only a proprietary format.
Version 2.0, which came with Windows XP, was the first respectable
one - although even it didn't live up to the Windows XP commercial
it was featured in, which showed XP users flying Superman-style to
the beat of Madonna's "Ray of Light". As for Windows Vista's Movie
Maker 6.0, our biggest question is this - what happened to 3.0,
4.0, and 5.0?
18. Web TV for Windows
New versions of Windows always seem to come with at least one
much-hyped feature which instantly sinks into obscurity.
Windows 98 had the decidedly lacklustre WebTV For Windows - which,
confusingly didn't have much to do with Microsoft's WebTV set-top
box. Instead, it let you watch the tube (via a tuner card) and
peruse TV listings.
It also offered interactive TV features through Intel's short-lived
Intercast service. It was slow and unstable, clashed with Windows
98's screen savers, and locked up regularly even when nothing else
was running. Fun bonus: the software also introduced a security
flaw that could allow hackers to take over your PC.
17. Shut Down
Some people gripe about how long Windows takes to boot up. Us,
we're more aggravated by how long it takes to shut down - and how
often it seems to just give up before it's completed the job.
Microsoft says that shutting down works better in Vista, and it
seems to - but we still get puzzled by the array of different ways
to end a Windows session. Here's a fascinating and revealing blog
post by a former Microsoft developer who worked on Vista's Shut
Down menu.
16. Paint
Paint has been bundled with Windows since version 1.0 back in 1985,
and it's changed remarkably little over the decades. (That's the
Windows 3.0 edition, known as Paintbrush, in the image.)
With Vista's real photo-related features living in a different app
called Windows Photo Gallery, it seems a safe bet that Microsoft
won't ever bring Paint into the new millennium. If you want a taste
of what Paint should be in 2007, check out the superb free photo
editor known as Paint.net.