Sillypore's silliest dumbest and completely hilarious #1 KK.

last SG · 2009-05-22T10:44:42+00:00

True but nowadays you cant find those loansharks who do that anymore.nikar3 ah nikar3. You still want talk ditao with me ah? Aye siao lian eh, i kenna barfig...

Kyutake SG

Ok so today...

The worse yet funniest and dumbest thing happened to my household.

Belive all my sgf family knows what a Loanshark does and what are Ka kias right?

OKOK so let me tell you what happen lols..

So today in the morning bright sunshine limbei want to go school do lab research.

So open my house door and head to the kitchen want to brush me teeth and then

*splatt*

Turn around and saw my floor sibei yellow sibei pretty.

Sofa lagi pretty.

Door? Best masterpiece.

Outside wall? machiam Leonardo Da Vinci cum Picaso.

So my instinct kick in open my gate and zeeeeeep after that Son of a Poor bear aka Pu Bor Kia aka LS KaKia.

believe me the KK super stupid. Running and screaming this.

"WU LANG LAI LIAO!"

My face seriously carried this =..=

I slam the pick up hood and shout

"Simi wu lang lai liao! ITS WU LANG GAU LIAO BODOH!"

I think they crap in their pants and rode off but i smart smart copy down the bloody licensed plate with my brain lols.

So went home call father and brother don't dare call mother if not later she really is scold me untill i machiam kanna fuck my mother kill my father kan my brother rape my sister attitude.

Then i guai guai call police and went out to see the damage then i stare at the wall and stare at it again..

O$P$

KOPI

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I burst out laughing. The KK stupidly go write the AH LONG hp number gimme call.

So i call the ah long and wait and wait and wait he finally pick up.

So i scold him straight away.

bla bla bla jiao lang talk jiao wei.

"OKY borrow money one leis. Owe money pay money"

so i dulan i straight say.

"You got ORH PEI ZHUA not?"

He diam diam.

"AYE Siao lian eh you sure you pour correct house not?!"

He kao bei say

"IC ADDRESS PUT THERE! MAI KBKB HOW CAN I MAKE SUCH MISTAKE!"

I really diu already so i tell him.

"SO next time limbei take parang tok ur girl then u come ask me tok wrong person or not i tell you where can make mistake one!? IC ADDRESS PUT THERE!"

"Aye ah siao limbei is police ok!"

He laugh and say

"Police u sure bo? my kong jiao wei la!"

I sneer and tell him

"Ok LI dan LI dan !! Chup hun zheng nia Li dan limbei track you down mai zhao ah!"

I think he also crap inside his pants.

"sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir wrong house wrong house"

Then he kup my phone call =..=

Stupid not? Funny not?

AH LONGS ARE BUMBOS~ CUM DUMBOS!

Even bimbos are better then them. Cause they cock eye no balls.

Pour paint can pour wrong house..

=..= where got KaKia write his own LS number expose the LS one?

Then where got LS believe my LJW lols!!!! i police he believe,,

Think next time tell him instead i police is he owe me money sua lols.

Excuse the profanitites. Im trying to make it sound stupid hahahaha~

aHGer^83 SG

ka kia put he's tao eh's hp number... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noahtay SG

pp never go to sch ma ar bo is FT already ma

aHGer^83 SG

pp never go to sch ma ar bo is FT already ma

but then, which ka kia wld put tao eh's number?? haha~ it's the 1st time i heard of it n im still laughin lor~

Noahtay SG

but then, which ka kia wld put tao eh's number?? haha~ it's the 1st time i heard of it n im still laughin lor~

i am thinking he wanted to sabo his boss so that he can take over to be boss

Ferret SG

ok this is kinda funny.

aHGer^83 SG

i am thinking he wanted to sabo his boss so that he can take over to be boss

if i the boss, i tink i will fuck n rape him till he dunno lao peh lao bu simi name...

" knn~ nb pcb~ who ask u put my hp# there? ccb~ @#%#$%#^#%#$^$%$%^$&%^Y$%^"

pewpew SG

lame story.

Cool-gal SG

wahhh, if i were u, i sure sian big half..

kana such colorful dai ji..

ke lian..

kengkia SG

me give u ratings of 5 out of 5....and

5 out of 5 for being lame

Kyutake SG

pew pew is different from people who enjoys the kick side of singapore's secret society. Yes its lame i admit that, but im given liberty to post what i wish so please keep negative and ill-purposed comments to yourself. you making people who find it nice thinking it was an insult.

Kyutake SG

Stupid hentai ranger lols!! shoo shoo~~~ hahaha =) go kiss your bakkie jie.

aHGer^83 SG

this is not a flame thread... just let TS vent his anger bah... dun give him/her/it another hard time lor.... unless u wanna hear how TS curse n swear on the fone....
i tell u.... the way TS curse n swear..... 是爽的lor~!
wooooooooooot~!

Master -_- SG

aHGer^83 SG

President Obama is so much handsomer than tat white man....

Nikar 3 SG

Ok so today...

The worse yet funniest and dumbest thing happened to my household.

Belive all my sgf family knows what a Loanshark does and what are Ka kias right?

OKOK so let me tell you what happen lols..

So today in the morning bright sunshine limbei want to go school do lab research.

So open my house door and head to the kitchen want to brush me teeth and then

*splatt*

Turn around and saw my floor sibei yellow sibei pretty.

Sofa lagi pretty.

Door? Best masterpiece.

Outside wall? machiam Leonardo Da Vinci cum Picaso.

So my instinct kick in open my gate and zeeeeeep after that Son of a Poor bear aka Pu Bor Kia aka LS KaKia.

believe me the KK super stupid. Running and screaming this.

"WU LANG LAI LIAO!"

My face seriously carried this =..=

I slam the pick up hood and shout

"Simi wu lang lai liao! ITS WU LANG GAU LIAO BODOH!"

I think they crap in their pants and rode off but i smart smart copy down the bloody licensed plate with my brain lols.

So went home call father and brother don't dare call mother if not later she really is scold me untill i machiam kanna fuck my mother kill my father kan my brother rape my sister attitude.

Then i guai guai call police and went out to see the damage then i stare at the wall and stare at it again..

O$P$

KOPI

84604272

I burst out laughing. The KK stupidly go write the AH LONG hp number gimme call.

So i call the ah long and wait and wait and wait he finally pick up.

So i scold him straight away.

bla bla bla jiao lang talk jiao wei.

"OKY borrow money one leis. Owe money pay money"

so i dulan i straight say.

"You got ORH PEI ZHUA not?"

He diam diam.

"AYE Siao lian eh you sure you pour correct house not?!"

He kao bei say

"IC ADDRESS PUT THERE! MAI KBKB HOW CAN I MAKE SUCH MISTAKE!"

I really diu already so i tell him.

"SO next time limbei take parang tok ur girl then u come ask me tok wrong person or not i tell you where can make mistake one!? IC ADDRESS PUT THERE!"

"Aye ah siao limbei is police ok!"

He laugh and say

"Police u sure bo? my kong jiao wei la!"

I sneer and tell him

"Ok LI dan LI dan !! Chup hun zheng nia Li dan limbei track you down mai zhao ah!"

I think he also crap inside his pants.

"sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir wrong house wrong house"

Then he kup my phone call =..=

Stupid not? Funny not?

AH LONGS ARE BUMBOS~ CUM DUMBOS!

Even bimbos are better then them. Cause they cock eye no balls.

Pour paint can pour wrong house..

=..= where got KaKia write his own LS number expose the LS one?

Then where got LS believe my LJW lols!!!! i police he believe,,

Think next time tell him instead i police is he owe me money sua lols.

Excuse the profanitites. Im trying to make it sound stupid hahahaha~

your imagination is superb!!!!!!!!!

aHGer^83 SG

your imagination is superb!!!!!!!!!

u dun belief?

wonderamazement SG

too long... lazy read...

henshin SG

I think this is a lie...

Kyutake SG

Aye transformer, Not happy keep the bloody comments to yourself. You think fake? u come out we talk i show u the bloody police report.. Don't come here fly my threads kite and post a few words and then machiam bruce almighty. Cause you sound like ice lemon tea instead.