time check: 1:34am, New Year's Day Plus One.
Everyone should have the last traces of alcohol purged from their
systems by now, either orally or ******ly, or both.
Here are my new year resolutions. I'll keep it to 3 because
extensive research and studies in this field have shown that any
attempts of more than 3 resolutions per year will indefinitely
result in complete failure. So for the year of 2002, I shall
specialise in the following modules...
1) Be a little nicer to my friends and family.
2) Try to see people for what they are inside, not out.
3) Stop being such a slob and dragging my ass all over the place,
i.e. try to feel like I'm a conscious being, not a sandbag.
There are a million other things I want to change this year, but
these 3 are probably the most realistic. If I can attain a moderate
amount of success, I guess the rest will simply fall in place.
*deep breath in*
*exhaaaaale*
Okay... here goes.
