Virgin Atlantic bans Dell, Apple batteries on
frights
Make them safe
By Our Travel Correspondent: Sunday 17 September 2006, 16:43
FAUX TRENDY AIRLINE Virgin Atlantic said people travelling on its
international frights with Apple or Dell machines can only travel
with their notebooks if the batteries are removed and made
safe.
If you're travelling in trendy Virgin cabins, you might be able to
use the notebooks if the staff can find an adaptor to plug into
your machine. Often such facilities are available in so-called
"upper class" where people have beds, unlike "lower class" and
"middle class".
Virgin said in a statement here that it is talking to Dell and
Apple and "as soon as the safety issue is resolved these
restrictions will be lifted".
But as the world+dog knows, the problem is not really with Dell nor
Apple notebooks, but with lithium ion batteries in general. Li-ION
batteries are used in all manner of devices, as the world+dog also
knows.
The CAA told the INQ some weeks ago that when batteries are carried
in cargo they have to be protected, but there were exemptions for
cabins. Qantas led the way a few weeks later by saying no to Apples
nor Dell batteries, irrespective of the recall numbers.
We've often thought transatlantic flights should just strap all
passengers into bunk beds, with a small LCD monitor above their
heads and a dose of "anaesthetic" so they can while the useless
hours away. There would have to be ladders, of course, so people
can take a leak. Asking the airlines's stewardesses and stewards to
fit catheters would probably be a task too far, so a button could
be available when leak time beckoned

It looks like laptop batteries are fast gaining on cellphones as
the technology most likely to kill you, or at least give you a
nasty, potentially embarrassing burn. Hot on the heels of Dell
investigating its own case of spontaneous combustion, the National
Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) is now getting in on the act,
looking into the possibility that laptop batteries may have started
a fire on a UPS cargo plane that was forced to make an emergency
landing last February. The plane's three crew members managed to
escape with only minor injuries, but the fire ultimately destroyed
the plane and most of the cargo on board. While the NTSB
investigation hasn't pinned the blame on the batteries just yet,
the FAA's has Harry Webster has testified that lithium-ion
batteries can vent flammable liquid and "pose a risk to the cargo
compartment." We've already seen warnings not to use your laptop on
your lap -- think warnings not to travel with them are far
behind?