Mark Gibbs from Networkworld.com explained the startup MS OS
sequence in 2012. 
08:52
Welcome to the Microsoft Windows Horizon operating system. Today is
July 10, 2012. The temperature outside is 105 degrees Fahrenheit,
the wind speed is 40 knots gusting to 80 knots, the air pollution
level is extreme and the UV level is dangerous. The Homeland
Security Threat Level is red....
09:05
Please place a drop of blood on the analyzer. Thank you, your DNA
is recognized. We note your sugar and albumen levels are high. Your
health insurance provider has been notified and your doctor
informed as per the Miller Limbaugh Computer Users Health Reporting
Act of 2008. The mandatory $1 health check fee will be added to
your Microsoft Service Account.
09:06
Please say: "I accept all license terms and conditions and
surrender all legal rights to any and all compensation in the event
of loss of time, data or employment due to use or misuse of any
Microsoft products and services." Thank you, your voice profile is
recognized.
09:07
Please wait..............
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