You are... Big Cat.
Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing
forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods
strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to
time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching
post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly.
CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When
provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always
lands on his feet after an attack. Big
Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before
delivering his lethal blows.
