Anyone got Lame stuff to share? My classmate has been sprouting
a few...
TY:"I ran so much yesterday that my body egg(ache)...then I can
cook the egg"
Q:"Which part of your body is the fastest"
A:"The nose because it can run"
Q:"How can you escape from a sealed metal box with only a small
knife and an orange"
A:"Cut the orange into half, place it back together to make a
hole(whole) and escape using the hole"
Q:"You escaped from the hole and found yourself on top of a
mountain. How do you get off the mountain quickly"
A:"Shout yourself horse(hoarse) and ride the horse down the
mountain"
quote from http://nevilinity.blogspot.com
He even has the "lameness aura" because he makes those around him
become lame
Physics Teacher:"You know what a mercury-in-glass thermometer is
right?"
Guy beside TY:" Mercury so big how to put inside glass"
Whole Class:"OMGOHHHOHMGH"