On a recent trip to the United States, Tony Blair, ex-Prime
Minister of the UK and now U.N. Middle East Peace Envoy, addressed
a major gathering of Native American Indians.
He spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing about a
lasting peace settlement amongst the warring nations of the Middle
East, likening it to the way that the U.S. Government found a
suitable agreement with the North American tribes.
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very proud Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
crowds..
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to
select the new name given to Tony Blair. They explained that
Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it
can no longer fly.
